DISPATCH READY · 4 AGENTS ONLINE
Palantir Gotham, but for your career.
Describe the mission. Four AI agents — FOXHOUND, WIRETAP, GHOSTNET, and PROFILER — deploy in parallel and return with funding intel, hiring signals, open-source backdoors, and a ranked dossier. Voice briefing narrated in noir detective style.
EVERY LEAD · OFF-GRID · NOT ON LINKEDIN
INTEL MODEL
GEMMA 4
OPEN NEW CASE · MISSION BRIEF
> TRANSMIT BRIEF:
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FIELD AGENTS · DEPLOYMENT STATUS
FOXHOUND
FUNDING SCOUT
Funding intel · YC · Series rounds
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WIRETAP
HIRING SIGNALS
HN threads · Show HN · hiring chatter
STANDBY—
GHOSTNET
OPEN-SOURCE RADAR
GitHub · OSS activity · good-first-issues
STANDBY—
PROFILER
TARGET ANALYST
Cross-reference · rank · brief
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